fat standing
the desire for a fat person to stand when they really want to sit because of the overwhelming fear of sitting in a folding or cantilever chair that may collapse easily because they are too fat.
when you are 400lbs, i’ve got to get to the meeting early to find a chair that can hold me. otherwise i’ll look like a fool if i’m reduced to fat standing. d-mn my fatness. fat, fat fear, fear dew, fear sweat, fat sweat, heavy duty booty, obese, overweight
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