Fat Tire
an amber ale brewed by new belgium brewing company of fort collins, colorado.
“gimme a fat tire!”
“that’ll be $6.00.”
“d-mn, i wish i lived in colorado.”
clothing specifically made for the morbidly obese. typical fashion includes track suits, resteraunts, garments with an elasticized band, moo-moos, spill proof teflon coated materials and in etreme cases…bedsheets with yellow nylon rope belts.
fat fred: f-ck this clothing store i cant seem to find anything that fits my lazy -ss!
store -ssociate: perhaps youd like to peruse our plus sizes where we have a wide variety of fattire.
fat fred: i havent seen my p-n-s in so long i consider it mia.
a fat tire is when you are with a fat b-tch and instead of banging her in her p-ssy you do her in her bellyb-tton. this may or may not be intentional; sometimes she is just too fat and you just can’t find the right hole, but there are occasions that you knowingly stick it in her bellyb-tton because it feels good or you are too embarr-ssed to stick it in her p-ssy.
the first doc-mented instance of this act taking place occurred on april 6, 2009 at john barleycorn’s pub in schaumburg il.
there was no way in h-ll i was going to bang her so i gave her a fat tire instead.
when you lick someones b-tt hole while there is a little piece of poo sticking out.
would you rather fat tire somebody or dry hump your mom for ten minutes?
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