Fat Wattson


when one has a social, economic or health related nadir or low-point in their existence. a time in one’s life when one is super-not-killing-it. a time when one got fat.
“oh dude, my girl’s all b-mmed and eating like crazy. she’s full-on fat wattson right meow.”

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