fatal first piss
the first time during a long drinking session that one has to finally answer the call of nature or take a p-ss. this is a bad thing as this generally signals that there will be the beginning of many frequent drink-interupting trips to the dunny.
i held on as long as i could but after five beers i had to take the fatal first p-ss.
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