fatassed
when something gives way or breaks due to a sudden increase in weight that was put upon it.
wow! she really fat-ssed that beach chair! we had to throw it away!
verb, past tense
(fat–ss-ed)
to waste time, to do nothing for a long period of time. the act of being a fat-ss.
ryan: wow i haven’t done anything today.
hannah: same, i just sat at home and fat-ssed.
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