Fatbelly


fatbelly is the state of a stomach, tummy, gut, or belly that has been fed too many mormon treats and is now protruding past the ‘healthy’ barrier. many times it is owned by an overly pampered prophet of an lds ward or multiple wards. this happens when the congregation (in attempt to suck up) will bring the prophet cakes along with their first born daughters.

some of you may ask “what’s the difference between a fatbelly, and a fat belly?”
well, i’ll tell you. the fat belly is a temporary state of eating too much. most of the time the fat belly is of a religion other than lds. fatbelly is a permanent state of being for the belly. it is unfortunate that upon birth, this belly was attached to an lds member destined for higher stature. so permanent is the state, that the words fat and belly have merged into a single word… never to be separated again.
mike k.: hiya pump!!! oh wait, you’re not ‘pump’!
mike fish: no, mikey, my fatbelly is much to large and permanent for me to be ‘pump’.
mike k: duh!
mike fish: you’re fired! and don’t clog the toilet on your way out!

Read Also:

  • Fat Belter

    when a persons belly fat hangs over their belt. check out that fat belter on the stair master.

  • fat belt

    it is when some girl is wearing pants (ie. jeans skirt) and thereis a roll of fat hanging over the edge. this gives the illision that the fat is actually a belt…… something very gross hey dude!! that chick has a h-lla fat belt what grossness my eyes they burn from her disgusting fat belt […]

  • Christofascism

    evangelical, semi-theocratical movement or temperment of americans who stand against abortion, s-xual education, h-m-s-xuality, science, anti-zionism, and the separation of church and state. origins: in the mid-2000s, the bush administration refined its broadly t-tled “war on terror” campaign to the “fight against islamofascism.” this transfered the stigma of the 9/11 attacks and that carried by […]

  • Chotthe

    something terribly stupid and cr-ppy. absolutely weird and downright dumb. pr-nounced cho-th-aye 1. his idea of a party is downright chotthe! 2. she proved herself a gangal by dressing up like chotthe. 3. ”oh man, what a chotthe evening!!”

  • Rotation Officer

    the one person in the group that makes it their mandate to keep the smoking rotation going in order. -accidently p-sses bowl to kenny who is on my right rather and p-ssing the bowl to my left- jill- jack! you totally f-cked up the rotation, it was going clockwise then you made it counter clockwise! […]


Disclaimer: Fatbelly definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.