fatboy lenses


when you look back on an old crush, and realize that they were never attractive at all… you were just looking at them through sad, desperate “fatboy lenses”.

it’s like having beer goggles while being sober.
“oh man, i ran into jess the other day. she’s so queer looking. i must have been looking at her through my fatboy lenses back at school”

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