FatFarmer


a noob, not uber. someone who is not good lame or pathetic. also see -sshat and/or -ssclown!
you are fatfarmer.
i don’t wanna be fatfarmer.
someone who cultivates belly fat as a lifelong hobby. they are ardent defenders of mcdonalds, burger king and any other fast food franchise that helps them grow belly fat.

growing fat is considered their greatest achievement.
that fat farmer has been growing fat since a young boy. he is a skilled professional.

the trick to being a fat farmer is pretending the amount of pounds you weigh equals the amount of money you have in the bank.

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