fathawk


when a person has a raised and pr-nounced stripe of fat in the middle of his/her stomach
the fathawk is similar to the style of a mohawk on one’s head except this is never intentional
an overly optimistic seattle seahawk’s fan, who incessantly “squawks” at the team’s bad play.
my friend dino was a real fathawk this past weekend, making fun of koren robinson’s poor performance.

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