father pillow
the not-so-subtle way of stating you will not be waking up before 10a.m. to attend church on a sunday.
either a: because you are too hungover from the events that unfolded the previous evening.
b: you’re just too lazy to be waking up that early.
you have 1 new text message
mom: so ill see you in the morning service?
you: sorry momma but ill be preying to father pillow tomorrow morning.
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