Fatpuccino
instant espresso powder, cream, flavored sugar syrup and ice cubes, all mixed up in a blender. costs hardly anything to produce, easy to make and tastes fantastic. does make you fat though.
“are you pregnant or is that a bear belly?”
“no, i just had to many fatpuccino’s”
“so you are carrying howard schultz’s baby?”
“yes i know, i am to fat and i shouldn’t drink all those delicious fatpuccino’s”
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