fatty mike
a teenage boy or man who isn’t fat at all, and is actually quite attractive, but has self-esteem issues like that of a 15-year-old girl.
fatty mikes are usually straight, but have extremely feminine qualities, like reading their girlfriend’s ym & cosmopolitan magazines, waxing pubic hair, and are weirdly emotional.
see also metros-xual.
ha!ha! fatty mike shaves his legs!
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