fauking
the act of misleading friends into the false belief of having s-x with someone where no act has occurred. short for faux-f-cking. pr-nounced as “foke-ing”, where “foke” rhymes with “c-ke.”
we all thought ben was finally gay but he was just fauking the fat christian boy.
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a work for f-ck that rhyms with talking
i wish she would stop talking and start fauking
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