Faulking
the act of stalking through facebook.
person 1: man i meet a girl/guy last night.
person 2: really? did you do anything?
person 1: no, but when i woke up i was faulking the s— out of her/him.
the action of stepping and/or stomping on someones face while wearing cleates.
lets go in the ghetto and go faulking.
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