Faundry
f-cking laundry. apparently i coined this phrase in my sleep one night. i can only -ssume this was the intended usage, as i do, in fact, hate f-cking laundry.
john would rather gouge out his eyeb-lls with a grapefruit spoon than do his faundry.
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