Fauntie


the best friend of a mother who just had her baby. the baby calls the moms best friend “auntie” even though there is no blood relation. you become a fauntie.
i’d like to introduce you to my new son, he’s 5 weeks old. and this here is my best friend in the world, met when we were 12, she’s the baby’s fauntie”

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