Faushits
when your bowel movements are so loud and offensive that you turn on the faucet in an attempt to mask the sound to save yourself some humiliation.
i was at my grandparents’ the other day and really had a case of the faush-ts. i’m pretty sure the entire household heard me dropping a deuce until i cleverly turned on the faucet.
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