Faux-Bi
a person, most commonly a female, who engages or claims to engage in activities with the same s-x in order to appear more appealing and attractive to the opposite s-x. the activities include complimenting, flirting, fondling, groping, dancing provocatively, kissing, etc.
this behavior stems from the presence of major personal insecurities and the misinformation that all members the opposite s-x (most commonly males) desire bis-xuals, threesomes, and lewd conduct.
all the women on this website seem to be bi-s-xual. i’m fairly certain most of them are only saying that to attract more guys. friggin’ faux-bi fakers.
girls who can kiss girls & like it ..and can play around naked with each other with a boy in the mix…but don’t & won’t go down on girls or have s-x with them with a strap-on or anything. they find other girls s-xy and attractive but they would never have an actual girlfriend. they truly only want to be with men.
i make-out with girls and play around with them but i don’t want a girlfriend, i’m faux-bi.
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