Faux Call


pretending to be on your cell phone in order to avoid conversation or akward situations. faux meaning fake and almost rhyming with phone makes this phrase kick -ss.
oh cr-p theres johnny! i dont want to talk to him..oh look a faux call he wont bother me now.
when waiting in a large crowd to meet someone for a first date, one must not seem too interested. in order to disguise one’s antic-p-tion, one fiddles with their cell phone pretending to have recieved either a text message or phone call as the other approaches; thus making the initial h-llo slightly less awkward and far more nonchalant.
1) while johnny was approaching, i made a faux call so he wouldn’t think i was waiting for him long.

2) “do i look desperate? i should make a faux call.”

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