Faux Douchey
used to describe attributes which initially seem douchey, but upon further reflection, are realized to be inconsistent with being a “douchebag.”
faux douchebag: “i don’t drink beer i only drink hard alcohol.”
observer 1: “what a douchey comment.”
observer 2: “that’s not even douchey; it’s worse. douchebags obviously drink beer. that’s faux douchey.”
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