Faux Friday
a day that acts much like a friday, but in fact is not. a day that “ends” the week.
jack: “oh man, i’m totally glad that today’s a faux friday, i’ve got a sh-tton of homework to finish”
john: “i know! today’s thursday but we still get to skip school legally due to random holidays!”
the start of a non-traditional work weekend that usually takes place mid-week. most frequently the result of working a sub-par job that refuses to give actual weekends off.
john – “h-ll yeah man it’s my faux friday! you want to party tonight!?”
scott – “no moron, tomorrow is wednesday, i have to work. get a real job.”
n. a day when one can celebrate the weekend early on a thursday because he or she has a day off from school or work on friday.
we don’t have school tomorrow because of an in-service day. yay for faux fridays!
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