faux fucking
the act of walking behind a person, and performing thrusting motions to resemble a s-xual act (standing doggy-style).
my wife and i were appalled to see our family picture ruined by my uncle faux f-cking me.
the act of putting one half of a double ended d-ld- in one’s pant leg while penetrating a woman’s v-g-n- with the other end.
at mike’s bachelor party things really got crazy when the stripper pulled out the double ended dong and forced mike to start faux f-cking her in front of everyone.
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