Faux Help Link


1. the unequivocal knowing that clicking anything marked “click here for help” will lead to everything but what is relevant to your problem.
susan: “i tried playing the .mp4 video you gave me, but the media player said something like ‘unrecognized format’ and ‘click here for help.’ i clicked help and it gave me 29 pages of the history of media players and a bunch of pop-ups for p-rn sites.”

mike: “oh oh…the faux help link. forget it. i’ll make a dvd…”

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