faux hoe


someone (typically a girl) that dresses, acts, and talks like a hoe.. but theyre a virgin. fauxhoes can and will be mistaken as a hoe.
d-mn b-tch i know you a virgin but you got a miniskirt on with fishnet stockings and you showing your cleavage. not to mention over dramatic hair and makeup. such a fauxhoe
someone who acts like a hoe but is really just faking.
paula is such a faux hoe, she is all up on everyone but shes never even been to 2nd.

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