faux-homo


fo-h-m-
1)fake gay.
2)when your straight friends do something that questions their s-xuality.
3)worse than a metros-xual.
lance:”wanna go to the game tonight i got free tix.”
dave:”i would but i have a mani/pedi appointment.”
lance:”dude that’s faux-h-m-!”

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