Faux.J. Simpson
1- someone who lies in order to be purposefully convicted of a horrible crime, they actually did not commit, only to receive media attention and worldwide recognition.
john mark carr is a perfect example of a faux.j. simpson. the alleged killer of jonbenet ramsey was with his family xmas 96. he became obsessed with the case and was tortured into a partial, contradictory and impossible to believe “confession” after coming onto the radar of
self-interested sharks out for publicity. yes, he was probably in thailand (along with millions of other men from every part of the world) to lick some cheap, forbidden teenage p-ssy but shame on the da and the rest of “law-enforcement” for torturing a confession out of
this looney and getting everybody’s hopes up. we want this guy to be guilty but he isn’t so he’s a faux.j. simpson.
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