faux job
n., the act of a woman bringing her mouth into the vicinity of a man’s groin with the intention of arousing him but not performing an actual s-x act. a faux job can entail her placing a hand on the crotch and sucking her fingers, blowing on the p-n-s from an inch or so away, placing her mouth over the p-n-s of a man still wearing pants, or any other similar activity.the goal can be either to tease the man or to indicate a willingness to go further.
“i was only going to get one lapdance, but the stripper started giving me a faux job and next thing you know i’m out a hundred bucks.”
when a girl falls asleep with her head on a guy’s lap and people see it wrong and think he was getting a bl-w j-b, and the guy doesn’t correct them.
hey man, you remember when matt got a bl-w j-b from krystal? that was a faux job, she was asleep.
the act of giving a simulated bl-w j-b. fully-clothed, knelt in front of the receiever. lifelike motions required, sucking sounds optional.
“i’m sofa king jealous of that dude who just gave adam lambert a faux job”
a bl-wj-b that was received due to helping out said blower or one of their friends, for the sole purpose of getting that bl-wj-b
mike recruited zara in the hopes of receiving a fauxjob
the act of giving a bl-w j-b to a strap on or d-ld-.
girls giving girls faux jobs is hot.
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