faux loko
“fake four loko.” after lawmakers banned the sale of energy drinks combined with alcohol, the makers of four loko removed caffeine, guarana, taurine, and b-vitamins from the beverage. the drink remains alcoholic.
faux loko: same terrible taste without all the fun!
the new legal four loko that doesn’t have the four magic ingredients that made four loko the true nectar of the based gods (ginseng, taurine, guarana, and caffeine)
no dood that aint no four loko, thats faux loko! i need that pre-ban sh-t!
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