Faux poop scoop
when your dog takes a cr-p in someone’s yard and you don’t have a baggie, but you bend over and pretend to be picking it up in case they are looking out the window at you.
“man, your dog just took a wicked sh-t in ted’s yard. he’s gonna be p-ssed.”
“that’s okay, i’ll just do the old faux p–p scoop in case he’s watching.”
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