faux tie
a clip-on, fake bow tie that generally looks way too perfect to have been tied by someone’s hands. typically worn by phonies, -ss holes, gdis, and fashionably illiterate individuals.
munam would have looked nice at our pre-prom party if his faux tie hadn’t made him look so corny.
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