fauxblerone


fake toblerone; store re-branding of toblerone clones (toblerclones). it’s swiss chocolate with honey and nougat meant to emulate toblerone, but instead of the patented triangular shape, it comes in a funky trapezoid shape whose corners still hurt the r-ct-m when taken as a suppository.

whether president’s choice brand, life brand, governor’s choice, or whoever else sells it under their own brand, it’s all made by the same company.

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