fauxbola


the moment that someone has a small cough or sniffle, that they believe they have ebola and have to announce it to the world.
jimmy let out a loud sneeze on the train before announcing to the crowd ‘i probably have ebola you know’ but in reality he was just suffering from fauxbola.

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