fauxcation line
when a guy tells a girl that he’s taking the summer off from working with some company, when he is actually unemployed.
duder 1: “what did you tell that fine b-tch at the club last night?”
duder 2: “oh dude i told her i was taking the summer off from ms.”
duder 1: “wow dude, you gave her the old fauxcation line? d-mn, you better hope she doesn’t find out your -ss in unemployed and broke son!”
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