Fauxcinating
falsely fascinating or interesting. to fake fascination or interest in something.
so i went on this date and all he could do was talk about himself. he was so self-centered that he couldn’t pick-up on the fact i was fauxcinating the whole time.
after listening to their story for 20 minutes about how great their trip to fuddruckers was, i told them their story was so fauxcinating.
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