fauxfag


a straight dude pretending he is gay while he’s really on the make and after chicks
my friend marcus was dancing like a disco queen and then all of a sudden tried to feel me up on the dance floor. he’s such a fauxf-g!
faux f-g: false h-m-s-xual; derogatory term for bis-xual
that guy over there is such a faux f-g, he claims he’s bi.

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