fauxgiene
combination of “faux” and “hygiene” meaning when you half-heartedly wash your hands in a restroom. your motivation is not actual hygiene but rather the social pressure to appear as if you actually do care.
i rinsed my hands with water and didn’t use any soap: that’s fauxgiene for you.
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