Fauxgue
a gay, straight man.
a man who could be described as metros-xual to the extreme. he enjoys looking good, long conversations about feelings, and will drive around with his girlfriend’s singing a long to musicals.
faux- fake
“gue”- as derived from “vogue”
girl #1: “too bad john doe is gay, he’d be the perfect man!”
girl #2: “john isn’t gay, he’s a fauxgue. he is the best of both worlds.”
girl #1: “oh… does he have a girlfriend?”
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