fauxke


the version of cola often sold at large take-away chains made from mixing carbonated water with premixed syrup. often referred to as the best hangover cure known to man. the word originates from the meaningful collaboration of the words faux (as in fake) and c-ke (as in cola).

pr-nounced ‘folk’
phil: mate, i’m sooo hungover. kills me.
luke: do you want a panadol?
phil: nah, but im craving a gigantic fauxke.

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