Fauxlatio
(n) near oral stimulation of the p-n-s. the act in which one shows all the signs of giving a bl-w j-b but stops short of making mouth p-n-s contact.
example 1
“marsha, did you blow that guy?”
“i was an inch away from his c-ck, but changed my mind… i just fauxlatioed him.”
example 2:
“dude, i spent $250 on the date and she just sniffed around the junk before she called it a night,
“bro, that sucks…. you got fauxlatio”
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