fauxlolling
the act of using “lol” in chat messaging, without actually laughing out loud.
donny: those quesadillas have given me explosive diarrhea!
jennie: haha lol!
donny: you didn’t actually laugh out loud there did you? you were fauxlolling, you fauxlollering crumpet.
jennie: oh actually, no i didn’t, i was procrasibating instead.
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