fauxlosopher
someone who thinks they know everything and try to act super smart by saying very little. a lot like a philosopher, but just not. at all. fauxlosophers tend to attend an art school.
-at mcdonalds-
-how may i help you?
-3 but yet 4, what shall i help you with?
-gtfo out my store fauxlosopher!
-i have freedom; freedom of mind. society has clogged your mind–
-tasered to the ground-
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