fauxmosexual

someone who gives every appearance of being h-m-s-xual, but is in fact heteros-xual. a fauxmos-xual male may display metros-xual attention to hygiene, style, and culture, have an effeminate speech pattern or display effeminate behavoir in gesticulation and mannerism, and/or give the basic impression of being gay. a faumos-xual female may be fairly butch in appearance and style, display a militant feminist (“femin-z-“) att-tude toward men, or show strong proclivities toward lilith fair or other female empowerment. these are the people you “just know” are gay, but who seem to show proof to the contrary.
people say that tom cruise is gay, but i think he’s just a fauxmos-xual.

i work with this guy who wears nuthugger jeans and talks with a total san fran lisp, but apparently he’s not actually a f-g; he’s just a fauxmos-xual.

i totally thought liz was a dyk- because of her shaved head and leather, but i met her boyfriend yesterday. talk about textbook fauxmos-xual.
a man who acts like a h-m-s-xual in order to appear more interesting to women.
oliver always has a limp wrist when chicks are a round, he is such a fauxmo.
1. n – a straight man/boy, who puts on the affectation of gayness to get attention and affection from gay boys, with the underhanded goal of attracting girls. while this may include some of the elements of metros-xuality, such as fashion, and pampering, it is more concerned with mannerisms, and body language, and tastes -ssociated with, and directed toward, gay men.

(see also: fauxmo, fauxmophobic, f-g hag)
johnny is such a fauxmos-xual, look at the way he’s dancing to cher.
a man who acts gay just to pick up chicks. typically this is a last resort.
jerome: dang,son! how does kyle get so many fine birds? he’s gay!

keith: naw man! kyle is a grade-a fauxmos-xual!
adj.
of, relating to, or having a s-xual orientation to persons of the same s-x in order to be seen as cool or hip in todays gay-obsessed world.

n.
a man or woman posing as a h-m-s-xual for social acceptance.
the kid at the party wasnt really gay, but wanted to be popular with all the indie kids so for the night he was a fauxmos-xual
a person who pretends or falsely represents him/herself as a h-m-s-xual to either:
a) gain attention from the opposite s-x
b) make money and short fame
c) take advantage of those who are h-m-s-xual
a) sarah and vivian had a threesome with a man they met at a bar after they acted as fauxmos-xuals and kissed each other.
b) the group t.a.t.u were fauxmos-xuals back in 2002 and attended every award show to kiss again on stage.
c) katy had to become a fauxmos-xual to be accepted in a lgbtq community.
adj. someone who acts a bit gay to get the attention of the opposite s-x. predetory and pre-maditated, one plays on the intrigue of a stranger by flirting a bit camply(if male) to get the female interested then revealing, (much later) that they are not. female then relieved. allows outragous flirting from man with little or now risk of slap of turn of back.
harry is such a fauxmo; look at him with that girl. she has no idea!

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