Fauxmosexuality


the process of heteros-xual people acting h-m-s-xual for some reason or another. potentially as part of a game of gay chicken.
man 1: i wish i could quit you!
man 2: you complete me!
man 3 (gay): such a flaming display of fauxmos-xuality.
man 1’s girlfriend: lol.

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