fauxnadian
1) someone who lives their whole life believing that they are canadian, when they are not.
2) someone who wants so badly to be canadian that they pretend to be. a w-ngster of sorts, but canadian.
“my whole family is from saskatchewan, and i thought i was too. then my mom told me i was adopted. i’m a faux-nadian!”
pablo: “what’s up, eh? do you like my maple leafs jersey, eh?”
kevin: “dude, stop trying to be canadian, you’re just a faux-nadian.”
when someone who isn’t canadian
a) celebrates a canadian holiday to get off work (e.g. canada day)
b) talks with a pseudo-canadian accent (e.g. minnesotans)
c) pretends to be canadian overseas to avoid the h-ssles of being an american (e.g. george clooney’s character in syriana).
john: i can’t come into work tomorrow so i can celebrate canada day.
pete: oh yeah? you’re not even canadian! more like fauxnadian! i’ll see you tomorrow.
john: let’s get some beers, eh?
pete: stop being a fauxnadian.
pierre: stupid american!
john: oh yeah? i’m canadian you stupid frog!
pierre: well then let me get you a baguette!
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