Fauxnicate
pretend s-x. frottage, rubbing, clothed petting. anything that results in stickiness and -rg-sm without any sort of penetration or in fact removal of clothing.
bob: “i fauxnicated with trish last night on the bus ride back from the ski-trip.”
ted: “no you didn’t. you guys were fully dressed and were just dry humping.”
bob: “i guarantee you we fauxnicated.”
ted: “how about you write that down…”
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