fauxnus
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the promise of the potential of the possibility of a bonus which never comes to fruition. the false (faux), never-intended-to-be-given promise of the potential of the possibility of a monetary bonus whose conditions are never met and which never comes to fruition.
after working diligently for several months in antic-p-tion of much needed monetary bonuses, john realized his fauxnus structure.
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a bonus that was promised to you that never came to fruition.
ted was promised a bonus at the end of the sales quarter, however it turned out to be a fauxnus when his boss told him he could not give it to him due to unforeseen cost cutting measures at the company.
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