fauxny tail


a small, almost bun like arrangement of hair donned by young gentlemen.

almost insignificant as a practical choice but an effective means of attracting little-knowing young females .
“what the h-ll has that guy done with his hair and what’s the point”?
“that’s a fauxny tail, b-tches love the fauxny tail”.
the lump of hair that sticks out the back of a longhairs ball cap
girl 1: oomg fauxhawks are so 2002
girl 2: i no rite fauxny tails are the sh-t now
longhair: h-llloo ladies!

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