Fauxpange


drink that will make you go nuts, get nakey, and have the time of your life.

4 oz lemonade
2 oz rum
1 oz apple juice
1 oz sprite
girl: “i really want to get wasted tonight…”
guy: “hm…”
girl: “i just want to go nuts, and get naked in the pool, and have the time of my life”
guy: “drink this…”
girl: “what is it?”
guy: “fauxpange”

in conclusion, the girl went nuts, got naked, and had the time of her life. enough said.

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