fauxtophobia
cynicism brought on by the proliferation of digitally altered photographs. this causes the victim to doubt the authenticity of any impressive picture he / she sees.
the nature pictures kirk’s aunt deann e-mailed to him were cool, but his fauxtophobia wouldn’t subside enough for him to truly appreciate the beauty of the toad with a lion’s body.
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