Fauxvember


an australian moustache-themed charity event that supports men’s health by raising money for:

prostate cancer foundation of australia
black dog inst-tute
national lgbti health alliance
i’ve got some concerns about the largest australian benefactor of the other moustache-themed charity event, so this year, i’m doing fauxvember.
when men grow a mo in november for movember but don’t actually donate any money to charity.
girl “hey, cool mo you got there. are you growing it for movember?”

guy “nah, i am just doing it now because i can get a away with it”

girl “ahh! fauxvember”

inside girls head “what a loser”

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